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I'm learning that if you do want to turn up the whites, you have to hold your camera 10x stiller. More still. Ben Stiller.
This ax and plaster heart were K-haul. And tons of those beads were gifts so I am one lucky bitch. Realizing this, I decided to splurge on some beadage. But then what happens is all I have are crazy amazing ($) beads and I can't sell anything cheap. I'm too fancy for my own natural cheapness.
You can sorta see it here➙
So I couldn't pass up this purchase for just ten bucks➙
And actually scrubbed them with soapy water and an old toothbrush. Also scraped at them with an exacto knife, I'd be a terrible archeologist. So now I find myself the proud owner of ten million little religious medals. Earrings, ho!
I just love a ruined old medal. Also these rhinestone chain bits from Kathy I made into dangles.
I just threw in every awesome bead I could find. Glowy!

cheap old plastic + you =
G L O W B O O B I E S."
That word stayed with me and I replied:
"My favorite episode of jeopardy.
A: Glowboobies
Q:What did the CSI team discover when running a blacklight over a sex doll?"
She now insists I have to name a piece "Blacklight Over a Sex Doll." But which piece y'all? Now she's on a roll suggesting more titles in the same vein for a severe shift in the overall tone of my shop.
Hangin’ with the Macaques.
Black Garter Belt in Karate.
Hear No Weevil
Three Dog Night in a Three Man Cave.
So, in other news, Claudia's high...
Now I really have to go take a...

YUP. I'm high on all that freakin' LIIIIIGHTTT~! Also, your brilliant sense of composition and awe-inspiring work-arounds. Uh, fancinnovations. Yeah. Those things.
ReplyDeletecool some else can now take my former crackhead title that you bestowed upon me some time ago...thankyou....glowboobie lady.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on working out the light!
ReplyDeleteNow you can show your work in a satisfying way.
I like you going on about it... it was hard won and we can benefit and cheer with you too.
I always thought your photos were great and couldn't understand what you were always complaining about... but NOW... holycrap! The difference.. your photos are fantastic :)
ReplyDelete{--It's my pleasure, Cynthia. If La Devices gets fresh with you again, you can always try withholding compliments...Although, *damn*, that would be a lot of work.}
ReplyDelete"hear no weevil"
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought glowboobies was great. Thanks for the laughs in this manic night.
You find the coolest stuff. I think I'd have much more fun trying not to break my neck while stepping around your floor than my own. (Though happy to have enough junk to be worthy of neck breaking.)
Keep on inspiring cause you rock the rocks!
omg that little axe is sooooo cute.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't let your camera's exposure go slower than 1/25, you won't have to tape it to Ben Stiller. Which is good, because he's 90% cringe. (Zoolander and Mystery Men being the only two worthwhile nods although Envy was pretty good if not a little weird even for me, and voice acting doesn't count).