fanciful devices: Dry Spell So Over

A Stone Is Nobody's

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it.
Made it a prisoner.
Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the rest of his life.

His mother asked why.

He said, because it's held captive, because it is captured.

Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone
are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old. The stone is only sleeping.

But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.

A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,
because you are afraid to go out, she said.

Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me, he said.

Which is true, because you have always been to me as the stone is to you, she said.

Russell Edson

FAQs

1. Are you a Southeast Asian dancing girl from the 1800s?

No, sorry to disappoint. My avatar and banner images are from an ancient book I found in the depths of my grandmother's cabinets. More on that here.

2. How do you make everything look so old?

First, you need a good oxidizer to brush on every bit of metal you can reach. I'll tell you all about it here.

Then there's this wax. I first mentioned it here. You'll have to scroll down a lot.

3. How can you be so productive?

I'm insanely obsessed and I have no offspring. I do nothing else- I don't have a day job, I don't clean my house or cook, I spend all day in pjs, often completely abandoning personal hygiene... I only interact with other humans when I walk my dog. And I like people! But I prefer dogs.

And I'm sloppy- but I make that sloppiness work for me.

4. Any tips you'd like to share?

No! Except for these 16 posts about techniques and this one about how to find your aesthetic.

5. Would you be offended if I took some inspiration from your designs?

Well, I'd be happier if you outright copied them.

No really, imitation is how we learn. I have enough ideas to go around. And even if I don't- please. No one's going to do this obsessively enough to threaten my business. (Probably.) I learned by copying others and I've seen others copy me as a step toward developing their own voice. So feel free. (I'd love if you tossed me a link in my comments, so I can feel like a proud momma.)

6. What do you look like?

Why, what have you heard? Really? Wow.

2/12/10

Dry Spell So Over

This always happens. I go through a dry spell in my shop during which no one buys anything and I become convinced the items I have in my shop are all crap. During this time, I re-list a ton and nothing. THEN, I post up a bunch of new things, and suddenly my shop is buzzing with activity. And not just folks buying those newly posted items, not at all. Half or more of those sales are of older items no one looked twice at before those new posts.
So weird.

So among my sudden buys is Deep Hymns of Necromancies:

Which must be one of my favorite pieces ever, and the most expensive thing I've listed!

I know it's crude to speak of it that way... but for me it's significant. It's significant mostly in the amount of new supplies that'll get me, as well as rent and all that boring stuff.

ANYWAYS,

I'm preparing for a trip to Uruguay, the country where I'm from. I'm so psyched for all the treasures I'm gonna stockpile!!! I go into a panic just thinking about it.