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A Stone Is Nobody's

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it.
Made it a prisoner.
Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the rest of his life.

His mother asked why.

He said, because it's held captive, because it is captured.

Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone
are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old. The stone is only sleeping.

But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.

A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,
because you are afraid to go out, she said.

Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me, he said.

Which is true, because you have always been to me as the stone is to you, she said.

Russell Edson

FAQs

1. Are you a Southeast Asian dancing girl from the 1800s?

No, sorry to disappoint. My avatar and banner images are from an ancient book I found in the depths of my grandmother's cabinets. More on that here.

2. How do you make everything look so old?

First, you need a good oxidizer to brush on every bit of metal you can reach. I'll tell you all about it here.

Then there's this wax. I first mentioned it here. You'll have to scroll down a lot.

3. How can you be so productive?

I'm insanely obsessed and I have no offspring. I do nothing else- I don't have a day job, I don't clean my house or cook, I spend all day in pjs, often completely abandoning personal hygiene... I only interact with other humans when I walk my dog. And I like people! But I prefer dogs.

And I'm sloppy- but I make that sloppiness work for me.

4. Any tips you'd like to share?

No! Except for these 16 posts about techniques and this one about how to find your aesthetic.

5. Would you be offended if I took some inspiration from your designs?

Well, I'd be happier if you outright copied them.

No really, imitation is how we learn. I have enough ideas to go around. And even if I don't- please. No one's going to do this obsessively enough to threaten my business. (Probably.) I learned by copying others and I've seen others copy me as a step toward developing their own voice. So feel free. (I'd love if you tossed me a link in my comments, so I can feel like a proud momma.)

6. What do you look like?

Why, what have you heard? Really? Wow.

9/19/13

Coming Soon

To an etsy store near you!

It'll be, like, tomorrow I think... To tide you over look at this bird:

8 comments:

Claire Maunsell said...: Love those rocks, your tutorial will be a huge hit......; 9/19/13, 9:31 PM
HenrietteWhite said...: Another have-to-have!! Will certainly be a big hit!!; 9/20/13, 3:55 AM
Unknown said...: That will be a good tutorial - setting any odd shaped stone is problematic and it looks to me like you've found the perfect - and trendy solution. You go girl!; 9/20/13, 9:21 AM
Kathy Barrick said...: I cannot wait for your tutorial!! I want to set stones like that!; 9/20/13, 9:27 AM
CraftyHope said...: Very cool!; 9/20/13, 9:42 AM
martinisfor2 said...: This looks like an interesting tute. Love your photo tease before the listing.; 9/20/13, 4:45 PM
Miss R said...: Dude, a tute about rocks and cosmicness? Why am I the only one coming up with puns about how I enjoy your new and boulder approach to jewelry design. Or, why am I the only one saying that I want to get stoned with you? And don't forget, photo teasers like this leave your readers trapped between a rock and a starred place.

Budgies seriously know the answer to life, the universe and everything.; 9/20/13, 7:42 PM
Chris said...: Waiting waiting & waiting for the tute.....Can't imagine how much time these things take!; 9/20/13, 9:52 PM