fanciful devices: Interlude: this bun's for you

A Stone Is Nobody's

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it.
Made it a prisoner.
Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the rest of his life.

His mother asked why.

He said, because it's held captive, because it is captured.

Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone
are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old. The stone is only sleeping.

But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.

A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,
because you are afraid to go out, she said.

Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me, he said.

Which is true, because you have always been to me as the stone is to you, she said.

Russell Edson

FAQs

1. Are you a Southeast Asian dancing girl from the 1800s?

No, sorry to disappoint. My avatar and banner images are from an ancient book I found in the depths of my grandmother's cabinets. More on that here.

2. How do you make everything look so old?

First, you need a good oxidizer to brush on every bit of metal you can reach. I'll tell you all about it here.

Then there's this wax. I first mentioned it here. You'll have to scroll down a lot.

3. How can you be so productive?

I'm insanely obsessed and I have no offspring. I do nothing else- I don't have a day job, I don't clean my house or cook, I spend all day in pjs, often completely abandoning personal hygiene... I only interact with other humans when I walk my dog. And I like people! But I prefer dogs.

And I'm sloppy- but I make that sloppiness work for me.

4. Any tips you'd like to share?

No! Except for these 16 posts about techniques and this one about how to find your aesthetic.

5. Would you be offended if I took some inspiration from your designs?

Well, I'd be happier if you outright copied them.

No really, imitation is how we learn. I have enough ideas to go around. And even if I don't- please. No one's going to do this obsessively enough to threaten my business. (Probably.) I learned by copying others and I've seen others copy me as a step toward developing their own voice. So feel free. (I'd love if you tossed me a link in my comments, so I can feel like a proud momma.)

6. What do you look like?

Why, what have you heard? Really? Wow.

11/6/13

Interlude: this bun's for you

Same dark, drizzly days in the US midwest. Waiting for my ring light to arrive, thanks shipwreck for the advice on that.
Preview:

Sale's still on. I just wanna get rid of shit. Also, prepping some destash piles, heads up.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Love a bit of detash, although I should be detashing myself. But here's the thing my daughter told me she was making some cushions for a friend and in the same breath said I was a hoarder. I then produced the perfect cushion fabric out of my "hoard!" I will hence forth refer to myself as a curator of stuff that might be needed in a future life.; 11/6/13, 1:26 PM
Unknown said...: Definitely need to destash here also but love new parts to play with. Great batch of earrings you did. A friend brought me some religious charms from Italy to play with (just three - but I'm not complaining).

"Curator of Makings" here too!; 11/6/13, 9:25 PM
richelle said...: Can't wait to see your ring light photos and find out if another kind is as magical. Digging those earrings with the big cream cabs on the far right.; 11/6/13, 11:46 PM