Now I have an outburst of excitement like such:
To get some sale action, put something from my shop in your cart. Under "How you will pay" see that text that says "Apply coupon code?" Click that. Enter code FIFTEEN for 15% off. (No, not in message to buyer. How many times I gotta go through this?) Now buy the fuck out of that shit. As long as that shit doesn't include tutorials you tricky little fucks.
Here it is: