Blog sale

So checkit:
I'm having a secret sale. *shifty eyes check for spies* Just for my blog pals. Cuz you all are the reason I get out of bed in the morning. Ridiculously true.
Oh, also because I just don't feel like putting up new things 'til I clean out some of the old.
If you buy one thing enter 1item25 for 25% off. If you buy two enter 2items35 for- you guessed it- a sampler pack of bitten-off toenail clippings! Haw, haw. No really, you get 35% off two items. If you don't see the discount applied before purchasing, you're doing something wrong! Stop, drop and roll. Then get back up and try again. 

Look at some random blurry pictures of junk. And this is after auto-sharpen and unsharp mask! This is what my camera was doing yesterday instead of focusing. For a while I was convinced my eyes were failing.
I am having creative ADD like you wouldn't believe y'all. And da pims! So if I don't blog in a few days, it's because I'm bloated in bed covered in cheetos dust and chocolate wrappers, holding in a full bladder.


alteredarcheology said...

Hahaaaaahaahaaa.....I'm sorry, that last sentence you wrote....I'm pissing myself. (I have an undeniable love for the ellipsis too)

darlene said...

i agree. the last sentence was a good one. great mental image! luv, luv.

Beatnheart said...

Opps... Caught tripping through those boxes of da theengs.
Hey iPad corrects THEENGS into THEE GAS! Why?
What's thee gas? Why would that make more sense then theengs?
I guess I pity thee pms days... Worse than being a dried up old crone? Well that's up for debate but hope you feel beta soon. ADD? Oh yeah I'm all over the map With that these days I've got about 50 half assed half finished stuffs.

PipnMolly said...

Love your containers of jumbled stuff. No matter how I try to keep things organized I always wind up with umpteen containers of muddled mash supply hash.

owlparty said...

Yummmmmm, muddled mash supply hash- that's what I'm making for dinner!

owlparty said...

Hm, maybe I shoulda waited a bit before my last spree in your shop.

Freedom & Fairness said...

how long will this fabulous sale be going on??? :)