In the supermarket- the Mexican supermarket of course, pretty sure you can't get these at Jewel- they look more like so↓
And yeah they come with their very own smiling lady holding on to them, smartasses!
Just shove that shit in the juicer. How much? I don't know! The whole thing, half the thing, have some balls ladies, why does everyone need a recipe? Shove whatever fruit and veggies you have around along with. I had some just-about-to-turn strawberries and a bunch of other stuff and the juice was like heaven. The aloe has no taste but it does have a scratchy spicy aftertaste that blends amazingly with sweet fruity/veggie tastes. I also like to balance the sweet juice with some ginger and a bit of orange peel I leave on the oranges. Robust. And there's a zillion good things in aloe, it will basically save your immortal soul if you read up the benefits.
Let me make up for the eyecandy-free post with some kitty gifs.