So I was reading a book to my sister's 2 and 5 year olds, and the 5 year old kept trying to give me a hug and plopping his arm on my boobs which were all PMS sore. So before I could stop myself I go, "Carlos! Stop touching my boob."
Marcela, the 2 year old dressed only in her big brother's Transformers underwear, suddenly sits up and goes, "Today I had boobs like Mommy, not Carlos."
Later, I reported this strange line to my sister. "Oh, she kept pointing to Carlos' nipples and going, 'Boobies!' I was trying to explain that Carlos doesn't have boobs, but Mommy does. And Marcela does, but Daddy doesn't. She got confused."
"You know the problem with that, right?"
"Yeah. Marcela doesn't have boobs."
So the line of the week is "Today I had boobs like Mommy, not Carlos."
Now I have a bunch of packages to wrap.