fanciful devices: The Last Ever Lugent

A Stone Is Nobody's

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it.
Made it a prisoner.
Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the rest of his life.

His mother asked why.

He said, because it's held captive, because it is captured.

Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone
are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old. The stone is only sleeping.

But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.

A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,
because you are afraid to go out, she said.

Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me, he said.

Which is true, because you have always been to me as the stone is to you, she said.

Russell Edson

FAQs

1. Are you a Southeast Asian dancing girl from the 1800s?

No, sorry to disappoint. My avatar and banner images are from an ancient book I found in the depths of my grandmother's cabinets. More on that here.

2. How do you make everything look so old?

First, you need a good oxidizer to brush on every bit of metal you can reach. I'll tell you all about it here.

Then there's this wax. I first mentioned it here. You'll have to scroll down a lot.

3. How can you be so productive?

I'm insanely obsessed and I have no offspring. I do nothing else- I don't have a day job, I don't clean my house or cook, I spend all day in pjs, often completely abandoning personal hygiene... I only interact with other humans when I walk my dog. And I like people! But I prefer dogs.

And I'm sloppy- but I make that sloppiness work for me.

4. Any tips you'd like to share?

No! Except for these 16 posts about techniques and this one about how to find your aesthetic.

5. Would you be offended if I took some inspiration from your designs?

Well, I'd be happier if you outright copied them.

No really, imitation is how we learn. I have enough ideas to go around. And even if I don't- please. No one's going to do this obsessively enough to threaten my business. (Probably.) I learned by copying others and I've seen others copy me as a step toward developing their own voice. So feel free. (I'd love if you tossed me a link in my comments, so I can feel like a proud momma.)

6. What do you look like?

Why, what have you heard? Really? Wow.

3/11/12

The Last Ever Lugent

No more of these sparrow stampings exist that I know of, except one being held on to quite tightly by Anvil.

And though more do exist, I am out of triangle kuchi focals.

So for the foreseeable future, say goodbye to these bracelets.

I'm good, though. I've had enough for now.

7 comments:

Kathy Barrick said...: I'm so happy I have one of these bracelets!!; 3/11/12, 7:52 AM
AnvilArtifacts said...: You're so right, I sure am holding onto that bird tight because try as I might, I could never get to them quickly enough to purchase one of your bracelets.
So Kathy, you've got lightning fast shopping reflexes as well as mega talent, eh? Good for you, you talented thing, you!
I did make a mold of the bird stamping and am playing around with casting it in resin. Of course. Hahaha; 3/11/12, 8:40 AM
ensourdine said...: You really put into good use those Happyfallout's glossy glazy aqua-colored clay beads! The sight of grunge + watery shine mixture is so captivating. Also the Further Astray are some serious dirty-arse tassel earrings - made out of strange curiosities, of course! You always came out with the most fascinating reinterpretations of the traditional forms with some quirks....; 3/11/12, 1:10 PM
Beatnheart said...: ah the old supply and demand trick. wish i had a big old bunch of those birds laying around so i could get you girls to fawn all over me and bribe me with presents.; 3/11/12, 1:28 PM
Juliette said...: Beautiful bracelet. Really lovely form to it!; 3/11/12, 1:36 PM
Rosie Moceri said...: Gorgeous!; 3/11/12, 10:01 PM
Petra Carpreau said...: I can't say I blame Janet for keeping a vice-like grip on that little tweeting bird. Such purdy little things. To Janet's resin, of course, I may have to experiment in porcelain!!!; 3/12/12, 7:07 AM