Here's a little excerpt from my life:
Soon after Mr.Devices, who well knows what a sucker I am for cute animals, showed me a list from Buzzfeed of "Depressed Dogs having an existential crisis" I overheard him addressing our dog thusly:
Mr.D: "Bingo do you question your exten- ... exten-... exten- ..."
Mr.D: "... your existential business?"
Me: "Your WHAT?"
Mr.D: "Your ex...is...tential business?"
He didn't recall the words 'crisis' or 'angst' so he landed on 'business.'