fanciful devices: Debi FTW!

A Stone Is Nobody's

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it.
Made it a prisoner.
Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the rest of his life.

His mother asked why.

He said, because it's held captive, because it is captured.

Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone
are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old. The stone is only sleeping.

But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.

A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,
because you are afraid to go out, she said.

Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me, he said.

Which is true, because you have always been to me as the stone is to you, she said.

Russell Edson

FAQs

1. Are you a Southeast Asian dancing girl from the 1800s?

No, sorry to disappoint. My avatar and banner images are from an ancient book I found in the depths of my grandmother's cabinets. More on that here.

2. How do you make everything look so old?

First, you need a good oxidizer to brush on every bit of metal you can reach. I'll tell you all about it here.

Then there's this wax. I first mentioned it here. You'll have to scroll down a lot.

3. How can you be so productive?

I'm insanely obsessed and I have no offspring. I do nothing else- I don't have a day job, I don't clean my house or cook, I spend all day in pjs, often completely abandoning personal hygiene... I only interact with other humans when I walk my dog. And I like people! But I prefer dogs.

And I'm sloppy- but I make that sloppiness work for me.

4. Any tips you'd like to share?

No! Except for these 16 posts about techniques and this one about how to find your aesthetic.

5. Would you be offended if I took some inspiration from your designs?

Well, I'd be happier if you outright copied them.

No really, imitation is how we learn. I have enough ideas to go around. And even if I don't- please. No one's going to do this obsessively enough to threaten my business. (Probably.) I learned by copying others and I've seen others copy me as a step toward developing their own voice. So feel free. (I'd love if you tossed me a link in my comments, so I can feel like a proud momma.)

6. What do you look like?

Why, what have you heard? Really? Wow.

10/10/10

Debi FTW!

Do you guys think embossing powder is the same as embossing enamel? Because Debi guessed embossing powder. Do I owe her the certificate? Hmm... She should get it just on account of how many guesses she made, as well as making me lol w/the tree sap one- what would I be doing w/a spoonful of tree sap?
OK, Debi. You win! Ima go convo you.

The $20 dollar one is still up for grabs, people!

3 comments:

stregata said...: Did you heat it up and then "quench" it in cold water??? Hmmm?
So, tell us, already.; 10/10/10, 12:44 PM
*Debi* said...: In my defense, you did say "you'll never guess," so I was trying to think of non-crafty stuff that looked like that. Glad I made you lol. Why would you have pine sap? Well, I've watched a lot of "Hoarders" and people do collect some realllllly weird stuff. Or maybe you are making homemade amber or gum. Not saying you are weird...or a hoarder...and amber takes millions of years... ok, I'll shut up now. *giggle*; 10/10/10, 12:57 PM
fanciful devices said...: Nooooooo! Hoarders is my nightmare! Agh!
But the 'weird' I'll accept.; 10/10/10, 1:04 PM