"I can't believe I used to think you were a man."
What's wrong with me that that so made my day?
alek: What's the Gate of Horn? I have flying dreams all the time where I can't get back on the ground.
Tina: You're 25. You still haven't hit bottom enough to, like, know what to do with your life. Just wait.
accusedredemption: Are you just being weird on purpose? Or are you a teenager that's actually been grounded? Like, by parents?
SpiritedEarth: I agree, but.... What does walking upright have to do with it?
Lorna: Make several more blogger profiles so you can enter as all your alter egos.
So, the winner picked by printing names out, cutting into strips, throwing in the air then carefully selecting the one I wanted to win: KATHY BARRICK! Write me at email@example.com so's I can get yr address and all that good stuff.
ANYWAYS, 2 days ago I thought I'd add a line to ALL my mudderfookin listings saying to come on over to me blag for the giveaway. I dunno why, I guess I'm a glutton for comments... So I cut 'n' paste the line : "I'm celebrating my upcoming 1000th sale on my blog w/giveaways" blah blah blah. And I go thru all SIXTYFOUR listings to add that fugger in there... only to realize as I finish that I hadn't written '1000th', but rather '100th.'
Thats right. I'm a 'tard.
And I had to go back and do it ALL OVER AGAIN. To all my listings. Dearlordinheaven.
And that, children, is why you shouldn't drink a Monster and then go on line. What else shouldn't you do? Leave a comment telling me to enter this next giveaway.
This time, I'll choose randomly after whittling it down to the comments I like best. Oh that's right. It ain't random baby. It's a meritocracy up in this! A meritocracy of dumbness.
Aaaanywho, these pictures show today's prize- a double-sided necklace with a soldered pendant featuring different antique match box labels on either side. Good luck ladies. And lady-like gentlemen. (Why else would a dude be lurking 'round these parts?)