So, remember how I said this was going to be a meritocracy?
OMG- I was wrong! The 1st to answer was actually a new commenter, Emakesart. Shit. Sorry, Gardanne. This is really bad form, hu?
|First, a leeetle ring.|
I was in Uruguay (which, Aqua Junko, is where I get all this stuff) and my hubs wanted to look at this one wallet so I asked the guy to get it from behind the glass. So he did but said "Pero esto es de damas" which means, I realize now, 'But this is for ladies.' However, I wasnt used to hearing 'ladies' (damas) in Spanish and instead of 'for' he actually said 'of'. So it almost sounded like he was saying it was made of...damask? so I said "¿Que es damas?" Which fucking retardedly means "What is ladies?" AAAGGGHHHH!!! And the guy hesitated before saying, "Like you." At which point we turned the wallet around and there were flowers all over it- we'd been looking at the back side. And I was so stunned by the retardedness of what I'd just said that I was in shock. It was like, I knew the shame wouldn't fully sink in til later.
WHAT IS LADIES???
Maybe no one else thinks thats as funny as I think it is.
Can you tell I'm just giving things away that I found in my junk drawer? But everyone loves free stuff it seems. Let me tell ya- this is big- 2" square. So I have wire on it to hang from a little nail or hook. If you're brave or have a really odd sense of style, you can remove the wire and hook a chain to those little bails
TO ENTER: just leave a damn comment, damn you!