fanciful devices: Wa-Laa!

A Stone Is Nobody's

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it.
Made it a prisoner.
Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the rest of his life.

His mother asked why.

He said, because it's held captive, because it is captured.

Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone
are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old. The stone is only sleeping.

But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.

A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,
because you are afraid to go out, she said.

Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me, he said.

Which is true, because you have always been to me as the stone is to you, she said.

Russell Edson

FAQs

1. Are you a Southeast Asian dancing girl from the 1800s?

No, sorry to disappoint. My avatar and banner images are from an ancient book I found in the depths of my grandmother's cabinets. More on that here.

2. How do you make everything look so old?

First, you need a good oxidizer to brush on every bit of metal you can reach. I'll tell you all about it here.

Then there's this wax. I first mentioned it here. You'll have to scroll down a lot.

3. How can you be so productive?

I'm insanely obsessed and I have no offspring. I do nothing else- I don't have a day job, I don't clean my house or cook, I spend all day in pjs, often completely abandoning personal hygiene... I only interact with other humans when I walk my dog. And I like people! But I prefer dogs.

And I'm sloppy- but I make that sloppiness work for me.

4. Any tips you'd like to share?

No! Except for these 16 posts about techniques and this one about how to find your aesthetic.

5. Would you be offended if I took some inspiration from your designs?

Well, I'd be happier if you outright copied them.

No really, imitation is how we learn. I have enough ideas to go around. And even if I don't- please. No one's going to do this obsessively enough to threaten my business. (Probably.) I learned by copying others and I've seen others copy me as a step toward developing their own voice. So feel free. (I'd love if you tossed me a link in my comments, so I can feel like a proud momma.)

6. What do you look like?

Why, what have you heard? Really? Wow.

6/8/10

Wa-Laa!

Regretsy's always laughing at folks who write wa-laa for voilà. Pretty funny.

I was writing to Sparrow (before she left for England, *sniff*) and we wuz wondering why other folks don't seem to solder random things like I do. Like here, these earrings.

I named this piece Mountain Men of Note and described some famous mountain men in the listing. The casings are all from Robert's dad, so it totally makes me think of him. And he's obsessed with mountain men.

My previous version of this necklace was off. Too much negative space, see:

Before-

After-

Wa-Laa!

4 comments:

Jo Archer said...: Because we're scared of the soldering iron! (Don't ask. it's something I need to deal with. lol); 6/8/10, 2:07 PM
fanciful devices said...: i think we resist new techniques b/c its a whole 'nuther bucker o' worms. but i mean, for those that *already* solder. they're not scared. they're just not looking around like me going - which technique of mine can i apply to which bit? plus you often get bits w/o holes. or i do, and soldering is easier than drilling anyday.; 6/9/10, 12:35 AM
Desirée said...: Hi there,

I adore your jewelry and wanted to let you know that I featured some of your work on my blog: http://pheeadornments.blogspot.com (the images are linked directly to your Etsy shop listings and there is a text link too). My blog doesn't have a large following at the moment but I wanted to let you know just the same.; 6/9/10, 11:22 PM
fanciful devices said...: why, thank you so so much desiree. that's so wonderful, i'ma go look!; 6/10/10, 2:26 AM